problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
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We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
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Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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