how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
He shit in the fireplace
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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