Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
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Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
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he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
not ubering you a puppy
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.