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(434): View more from Virginia

There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.

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(443): View more from Maryland

How is it? Sketchville?

(1-443): View more from Maryland

cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Drinking in an igloo changes everything.

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(970): View more from Colorado

ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"

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(214): View more from Texas

She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca

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(516): View more from New York

I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.

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(339): View more from Massachusetts

My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound

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