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You really coming over, don't trick.

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(313): You really coming over, don't trick. http://tfl.nu/futk

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I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god

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you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary

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(202): I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god (202): you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary http://tfl.nu/3z0i

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new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals

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(517): new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals http://tfl.nu/6pha

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I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.

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(386): I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man. http://tfl.nu/h9ms

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Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.

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(224): Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night. http://tfl.nu/rq15

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(336): View more from North Carolina

They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.

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(336): They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up. http://tfl.nu/5b65

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we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.

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did he notice?

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of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..

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(267): we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself. (215): did he notice? (267): of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up.. http://tfl.nu/7kng

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Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...

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(908): Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty... http://tfl.nu/7ob9

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I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.

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(613): I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another. http://tfl.nu/23d2

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(480): View more from Arizona

Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang

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(480): Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang http://tfl.nu/1oo5

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What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.

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(714): What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work. http://tfl.nu/so92

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Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...

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(313): Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door... http://tfl.nu/qt3a

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My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.

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(+44): My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste. http://tfl.nu/tlxh

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Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.

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(610): Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital. http://tfl.nu/08qs

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He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.

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(406): He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame. http://tfl.nu/fkng

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