Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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