Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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