Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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