i think i have herpe
just one?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
