I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
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And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
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I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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