i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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