Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
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How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
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Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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