Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
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You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
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It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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