I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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