I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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