your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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