So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
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it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
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Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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