Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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