You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
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Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
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wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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