I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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