im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
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I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
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I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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