So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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