It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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