Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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