fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
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I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
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I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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