I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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