Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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