Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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