Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
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The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
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Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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