2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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