Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
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What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
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There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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