Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Randomize
