none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I just found puke in my bra..
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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