the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
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surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
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Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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