my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
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Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
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It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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