My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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