Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
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I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
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future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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