Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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