i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
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the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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