shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
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The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
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That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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