Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
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it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
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I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Holy shit dude........stairs
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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