Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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