We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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