didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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