There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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