She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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