Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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