So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
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Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
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I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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