i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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