He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
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Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
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It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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