so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
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The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
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bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
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