More tranny stories later!
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
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