I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
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The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
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I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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