we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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