She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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