Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
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For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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