I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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