plz talk dirty to me
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Randomize
