how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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